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  1. 5th October 2013, 03:20 PM #1
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    Default Romantic evening

    A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a local
    restaurant. They were holding hands and gazing lovingly at each
    other.

    A nearby waitress was observing them when suddenly the man started
    to slide down his chair then under the table. The waitress thought it
    was a bit odd and tactfully approached the woman. She said, "Pardon me
    but I think your husband just slid under the table".

    The woman, with a concerned look on her face replied, "No, he didn't,
    my husband just walked in through the door".

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  3. 5th October 2013, 05:36 PM #2
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    Later that evening a man was seen at ER with bruising and sprains, supposedly having slipped off a block of wood while chopping firewood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzie View Post
    Later that evening a man was seen at ER with bruising and sprains, supposedly having slipped off a block of wood while chopping firewood.


    Ok, who's been talking !!

    I was actually sitting on a block of wood splitting kindling and overbalanced when
    reaching for the final few pieces to put in the box.
    Four days in hospital with a torn muscle in the wall of the heart, sprained wrist,
    bruised elbow and aggravation to a previously cracked rib. Arrived home last night.

    Not sure who "Fuzzie" is but must have connections.

    "Sturdee" (Peter) - I thought you were a sympathetic type - I was wrong (lol).

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  5. 6th October 2013, 08:04 PM #4
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    Geez Alan, hope your okay? Both your wife and yourself are walking disasters! Let me know if I can help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Geez Alan, hope your okay? Both your wife and yourself are walking disasters! Let me know if I can help


    I needed your help when I was in hospital mate. Nurse inserted a canula
    into my arm that fell apart. I am normally hard to get blood out of but
    it went everywhere.




    They did see the funny side when I told them to get a bucket and store
    it for later to save jabbing more needles in.

    Bring a needle into the club this week and let me see if you can do it
    properly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Bring a needle into the club this week and let me see if you can do it
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    At work at the moment, collecting the supplies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Ok, who's been talking !!

    Not sure who "Fuzzie" is but must have connections.

    Alan
    Not at all. I just swan around the forums reading posts then put 2 and 2 together to get 5. I couldn't resist.

    Get well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    "Sturdee" (Peter) - I thought you were a sympathetic type - I was wrong (lol).

    Alan
    Shucks.

    Together the two posts made a great joke, I thought that you would appreciate that. Hope you are recuperating well.

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