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    Three guys were working on a high rise building project - Macca, Muz and
    Buster.

    Muz falls off and is killed instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, The Ambo says, "Someone should go and
    tell his wife."

    Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

    Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a carton of VB.
    Buster says, "Where did you get that, Macca?"
    "Muzza's missus gave it to me."
    "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
    you the beer?"
    Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, You
    must be Muzza`s widow.' " She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I
    said, "Wanna bet me a carton?"

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    Chris
    Tried to give you ared square for this one but has been too soon since sticking it to you, sorry to hear about your recent loss.
    Cheers
    Jim

    "I see dumb peope!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    Three guys were working on a high rise building project - Macca, Muz and
    Buster.

    Muz falls off and is killed instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, The Ambo says, "Someone should go and
    tell his wife."

    Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

    Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a carton of VB.
    Buster says, "Where did you get that, Macca?"
    "Muzza's missus gave it to me."
    "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
    you the beer?"
    Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, You
    must be Muzza`s widow.' " She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I
    said, "Wanna bet me a carton?"
    I can't give you any "good points", but that was a laugh out loud job.
    Thanks

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