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11th January 2020, 10:22 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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On Safari
Benny went on safari in West Africa with his wife and Mother In Law................
One evening, while still deep in the jungle,
his wife awoke to find her mother was gone...........
Rushing to her Husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother...........
Benny picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for the Mother In Law.
In a clearing, not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight:
The Mother In law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush
and a large male Lion stood facing her..........
The wife said "What are we going to do??"
"Nothing" said Benny,............
"The Lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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15th January 2020, 02:51 AM #2
Safari's are in East Africa.
Lions live in East Africa and in savannah land.
Lions do not live in 'jungles'
Apart from that OK
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15th January 2020, 09:28 AM #3Try not to be late, but never be early.
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Phil, you missed that as a guest on a safari Benny would probably not be permitted to carry a rifle.
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15th January 2020, 12:27 PM #4
Maybe the MIL skipped across to east africa and dragged the lion back against it's will, kinda like they way she forced her husband to go shopping with her ?
Maybe the authorities allowed Benny a gun when they saw who he was travelling with ?I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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15th January 2020, 04:31 PM #5rrich Guest
After a minor falling out with MIL and not speaking for well over 30 years I would have hired a Lion to keep her company.
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16th January 2020, 12:18 AM #6
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