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A Scottish Do
Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding .
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got e verythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church,
the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that.
What's the tartin?...."
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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