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3rd November 2006, 05:16 PM #1
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Scottish logic
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence;
"Well, stop f#^@*ing doing it then."
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3rd November 2006, 11:30 PM #2
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Scottish logic
Good one Eddie.
Buzza.
"All those who believe in psycho kinesis . . . raise my hand".
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7th November 2006, 11:30 AM #3
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Be interesting to see if they get the same reaction when U2 play in Brisbane tonight.
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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