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8th March 2012, 12:23 PM #1
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Screwdriver
While assembling furniture for a friend, I asked her five-year-old
son to bring me a screwdriver.
He said, "Do you want a Daddy screwdriver or a Mommy screwdriver?"
"Which one can you get faster?"
"The Mommy screwdriver."
"Okay. Bring me a Mommy screwdriver."
The child came back and handed me a butter knife.Androgens Order
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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8th March 2012, 01:54 PM #2
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8th March 2012, 03:00 PM #3
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And if you asked for a "mummy" hammer the kid would have brought back a platform shoe.
women should only be allowed 2 tools - a can of wd40 and a roll of duck tape; if it is supposed to move and doesn't they use the wd40 and if it moves and is not supposed to they use the duck tape.
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8th March 2012, 03:06 PM #4
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Nah, A mummy hammer is the meat tenderiser.
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8th March 2012, 03:16 PM #5
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no, definitely a shoe
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8th March 2012, 10:30 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Rodgera
Love it
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13th March 2012, 08:37 AM #7
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I wonder what the daddy screwdriver was?
I've still got a bend in the top os a kitchen knife (trident type) where a former wife tried to do up something
regards
Nick
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16th March 2012, 03:48 PM #8
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Now what is she going to use? Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
...I've still got a bend in the top os a kitchen knife (trident type) where a former wife tried to do up something
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17th March 2012, 11:33 AM #9
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don't care much, a fingernail perhaps
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