Thread: Senile??NO way, not me

I believe my little wife thinks, now that I'm almost 82, that I must be getting forgetful or something. Like the other evening, she was going to get some icecream and asked if I wanted any. Being brought up as a gentleman I said, you stay here my love, I'll get the icecream for you.

Better write that down, says she. I said, hey, I can remember that. Oh yes she says, but I want some whipped cream on top, better write it down. Hah, what's so hard to remember says I, Icecream with whipped cream topping, coming up. Well I also want a bit of chocolate syrup on top, better write that down. OK, no big deal, I can remember that, besides it's only in the kitchen, eh.

Well, after about twenty minutes I bring her the best plate of Bacon and eggs she ever ate. She looks at me and says.....................



You forgot the toast