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  1. 29th January 2010, 03:02 PM #1
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    An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

    The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

    The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

    The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally said to his companion, "Aahh, What is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?

    His friends replies, "A Carnation??"

    "No. No. The other one" the man says.

    His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

    "Nahhhh, growls the man. You know the one that is red and has thorns."

    His friend said, "Do you mean a rose?"

    "Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says.

    He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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  3. 29th January 2010, 06:37 PM #2
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    May I assume you're cooking your own dinner tonight?

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    Ahaha. Love it.

    And in a similar vein...


    A group of 40-year-old buddies decide to celebrate their lifelong friendship with a dinner. After a lengthy discussion about choice of venue, they eventually agree to meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses and bountiful breasts.

    10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should go again to the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is excellent.

    10 years later, at 60 years of age, they meet again and once again argue about where they should eat. Finally they choose the Gausthof zum Lowen again because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

    10 years later, at 70 years of age, they again meet and once again debate the choice of bistro. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheelchair accessible and even has an elevator.

    10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again there is dispute over where they should gather. Finally it is agreed that the Gausthof zum Lowen would be a great idea because they have never been there before.
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  5. 29th January 2010, 10:44 PM #4
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    RSG, that one had me laughing out loud .
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