Thread: Seniors Bridal Register

Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Airdrie, are all excited about their
decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the
way they pass a drugstore. Dennis suggests they go in.

Dennis addresses the man behind the counter : "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Dennis : "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."

Dennis : "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Dennis : "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist : "Definitely."

Dennis: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist : "You bet!"

Dennis: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist : "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Dennis : "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist : "Absolutely."

Dennis : "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist : "We sure do."

Dennis : "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist : "All speeds and sizes."

Dennis : "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist : "Sure."

Dennis : " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."