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    Default Shopping with the wife

    A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

    The husband picks up a case of Crown Lager and puts it in their cart.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on sale, only $20 for the case." he replies.


    "Put them back, we can't afford them." demands the wife and they carry on shopping.


    A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.


    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful." replies the wife.


    Her husband retorts: "So does a case of Crownies and it's half the price."

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    ...and then the brawl started

    Alan...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Al View Post
    ...and then the brawl started

    Alan...
    ....and everything turned ugly
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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