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9th October 2020, 07:39 PM #1
Siamese twins
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on 2 bar stools.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, hey Jim? And we can't stand the English -- they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to driveJohnno
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9th October 2020, 08:22 PM #2
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