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  1. 11th July 2005, 08:58 PM #1
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    WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    HUSBAND: Definitely not!

    WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

    HUSBAND: Of course I do.

    WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

    WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: Would you live in our house?

    HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

    WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

    WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

    HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new

    WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

    HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

    HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

    WIFE: - - - silence - -

    HUSBAND: ******
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  3. 11th July 2005, 10:23 PM #2
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    Oldie but a goodie, I have a copy in my collection.
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  4. 12th July 2005, 09:16 PM #3
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    Geday Cliff, yes an oldy byt a goodie, probably been posted before but what the hell.
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