A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart
for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While
Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was
brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take
the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Harry both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four
of that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied, "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?" The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Harry: "Coconut "

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: Bubblegum

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog
do on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer.
Harry: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Harry: Yep.

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do."
Harry: Tent

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first." Principal was looking restless and bit
tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good."
Harry: Nose

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Harry: Arrow

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
excitement?"
Harry: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."