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  1. 11th April 2014, 02:06 PM #1
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    Default Not so smart weight loss advice.......

    SWMBO had been struggling for some time with her "War on Calories". Needless to say, a sensitive subject for her and being extremely self-conscious, it came to the point where it affected every minute of her being.

    That slowly took its toll on me too, so I suggested she start with some simple exercise.

    "Why don't you walk 3km in the morning, then walk 3km in the evening, every day for 2 weeks" I asked.

    "OK" she agreed. "How much weight do you think I will lose" she added.

    I replied "I don't know, but by my calculations you should be about 84km away..........."
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    AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nrb View Post
    AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED!!!
    2 Hits..............she hit me............I hit the floor......fight over.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by beer4all View Post
    2 Hits..............she hit me............I hit the floor......fight over.....
    Poor old beer4all is now on life support in Intensive Care..........
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