Snails

**Ruddy** · 26th August 2020, 04:04 PM

When I was a kid I once tried taking the shell of a snail thinking maybe it would go faster...
Would you believe it became more sluggish?

rrich · 26th August 2020, 04:11 PM

groan

**verawood** · 26th August 2020, 10:25 PM

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

**LanceC** · 27th August 2020, 09:43 AM

I told my family the snail joke over afternoon tea yesterday, and it didn't go down as well as I expected. Like rrich's response, I just got groans.

**verawood** · 27th August 2020, 02:03 PM

I just got groans.

Mission accomplished.

**Rodgera** · 30th August 2020, 01:29 PM

Thread: Snails

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