Thread: sniffer dog

A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take-off when another man with
a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the middle, and
the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man
explains that they work for the airline. The dog
handler says to the first man 'Don't mind Rover he is a sniffer dog, the
best there
is,I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work.

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man
'Watch this'. He tells the dog 'Rover, search '. The dog jumps down,walks
along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds, it then returns
to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He
says 'Good boy, and turns to the first man and says, 'That woman is in
possession
of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number,for the
police who will apprehend her on arrival. 'Fantastic!' replies the first
man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about,sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places both
paws on the handler's arm. He says 'Good boy, and turns to the first man and
says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm
making a note of this, and the seat number. 'That's marvellous, I never seen
anything like it!' says the first man.

Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up and down the
plane and after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing
back and jumps up onto the seat and craps all over the place. The first man
is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks 'What the bloody hell is going
on?'

The handler replies 'He's just found a bomb!'

Good one Gino.


[This message has been edited by (edited 10 May 2001).]