The English soccer team were on a trip to Argentina When all of a sudden their plane crashes in the argentinian jungle. There was only four survivers. One of the survivors was not very well so his mates thought they may as well try and carry gim with them to safety rather than leave him where he was. After three days of treking through the dense bush the guy that was sick died. So the guys decided to give hime a funeral. After much discussion on what to do they came to the conclusion that to go on any further they needed food and the only source left was their dead mate. They decided that the only fair way to divide him up was to go by their teams. the first guy said he played for manchester united so he would get the chest , the second guy said he played for liverpool so he would take the liver. The third guy squirmed a little then said I play for arsenal , But did I tell you guys I am a vegetarian!