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  1. 20th November 2013, 04:55 PM #1
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    Default My son's first alcoholic drink

    I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Fosters - he didn't like it
    so I drank it.
    Next I offered him a Carlsberg, he didn't like that either so I drank
    that one as well.
    In desperation I gave him four other brands of beer, then a whisky
    and two others that I can't remember. I drank them all.

    By the time we got home I was barely able to push the pram.

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    well I suppose not all kids like formula, you will just have to keep on trying.
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    Terrific joke, thanks for sharing. As in all the good jokes and stories, you don't see the punchline coming
    regards,

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