Thread: Southern Gentleman

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge,
a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back
and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady;
can I persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!"
gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled
and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice looking too and
it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip
up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat
down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will
there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the man. "Ah sure appreciate what
y'all just did for me, it was real sweet and right neighbourly
of you, but where ah come from in Alabama, we lack our
bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a
piece of ass for mah drink."