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  1. 18th February 2013, 08:42 AM #1
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    Default New Species Discovered

    They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly receive full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.





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    Did you draw the drawing?
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    Did you draw the drawing?
    Self portrait perhaps ?


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