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Thread: Speeding
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22nd January 2008, 03:05 PM #1
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Speeding
Allan is a well known tappet-head around Wallan
and the local police are sweating on him.
He is hareing along the Wallan-Darraweit Road at
his usual speed in his hotted up 2CV Citroen and
gets zapped by radar.
The cop walks up to Allan and says, "I have been
waiting for you all day."
Allan replied, -
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22nd January 2008, 03:08 PM #2
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A Citroen i thought Allans car was a Rollscanardly
regards
David
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22nd January 2008, 05:28 PM #3
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22nd January 2008, 05:33 PM #4
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finally - a funny one
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22nd January 2008, 10:42 PM #5
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I had my wife in with me and she said to the
Originally Posted by Barry Hicks
cop, "Dont worry, he only speeds like that when he is drunk".
Allan
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23rd January 2008, 10:19 PM #6
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where ? What ? Originally Posted by ss_11000
finally - a funny oneI would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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