Thread: Another statistic joke / riddle !

I thought "Hammer" first, then thought my hammer is red, so I said "Red"
If my hammer was yellow I would have said yellow...
and I'm N O T American, so why do most people choose this answer?

OK JackRuss, Why is it so???

Chris

Originally Posted by MajorPanic

Hey Felder,

How much would I need to part with for a K3?

Anywhere between $5,000 and $12,000, depending on specifications such as;
single phase or three phase
scoring unit or not
outrigger or not
sliding table length
rip capacity
provision for dado tooling, etc.

Wanna catalogue? PM me.

Originally Posted by Felder

Anywhere between $5,000 and $12,000, depending on specifications such as;
single phase or three phase
scoring unit or not
outrigger or not
sliding table length
rip capacity
provision for dado tooling, etc.

Wanna catalogue? PM me.

Take him off the forum. :mad:

Originally Posted by Wongo

Take him off the forum. :mad:

Blew me away!

Red Bloody Hammer!

15 + 6
3 + 56
89 + 2
12 + 53
75 + 26
25 + 52
63 + 32
123 + 5

Next time I go to a hardware store I will take these questions with me.

HIM: Are you after anything in particular sir?

ME: Read this……….. [and a minute later]

HIM: Oh, you want a red hammer, over there mate.:eek:


HIM: Anything else sir?


ME: Read this.....
15 x 6
3 x 56
89 x 2
12 x 53
75 x 26
25 x 52
63 x 32
123 x 5

HIM: Sorry we don't sell calculators.

Blond Female 19 years old.

That's a tool???

no wonder you need a woman termite if that's you attitude ... aren't they consumables?:eek:


Silver shifter ... figure that?:confused:

Originally Posted by Ramps

That's a tool???

no wonder you need a woman termite if that's you attitude ... aren't they consumables?:eek: :confused:

Yes they are consumables........I'm on my third.

............hang on you lot.....I'm still trying to sort out the 15+6 bit...al