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    Default Swimming problems

    Barry and Ray were on a holiday at South
    Melbourne beach. The first time they went
    in the water Barry saw two fins gliding through
    a wave.

    He said, "Ray, did you see that?"

    Ray answered, "Yeah, what do you reckon it was?"

    Barry said, "Well, if it isn't a '59 Chrysler Royal we
    are in big trouble".

    Ray said, "I am going to swim back to shore now".

    Barry replied, "You will never outswim a white
    pointer shark"

    Ray responded, "I don't have to. I only have to
    outswim you".

    Allan

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