Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk."

"Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you are with a boy," I
said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life."

"Don't worry, Daddy" she said. "I don't plan on ruining my life until
I get married."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.