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  1. 11th January 2008, 11:10 AM #1
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    Default A talk with Grandma

    A young girl arrived home from school to find a
    seance in progress.

    The medium asked the girl if there was anyone she
    would like to make contact with. The girl replied
    that she would like to talk with her Grandma.

    "Certainly", said the medium who then went into a
    trance like state, rolling her eyes and trembling whilst
    muttering in a low tone.

    "This is Grandma speaking from Heaven", said a voice,
    "It is a glorious place high in the skies. Would you like
    to ask me a question?"

    The girl replied, "Yes Grandma, why are you speaking
    from Heaven when you are not even dead yet".

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  3. 11th January 2008, 11:22 AM #2
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    now thats funny.. Shorely they cant complain about that one
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    now thats funny.. Shorely they cant complain about that one
    No doubt the floodgates will open ... you cant please
    all of 'em.

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    Hang on, hows that possible. If the grandma is not dead then how could the medium...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Hang on, hows that possible. If the grandma is not dead then how could the medium...



    I am confused.
    Well, its like this.

    The young girl had only arrived to talk with her Grandma.
    The medium thought the girl had wanted to join the
    seance so was happy to pretend that Grandma was talking.

    On realising that the medium was a fraud the young
    girl gave the medium a solid clout with her fist.

    Its known as "striking a happy medium".

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    Now that is funny.
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