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23rd March 2009, 06:37 PM #1
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Terrible
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to
her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.
You want my advice?"
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
"Take the poisonReality is no background music.
Cheers John
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24th March 2009, 10:50 PM #2
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I am fairly sure I married her twin sister.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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25th March 2009, 06:55 AM #3
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Allan i bet you turned the computer off quickly after you wrote that.
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
I am fairly sure I married her twin sister.
Allan
You thought the fires were hot & close - nothing like if SWMBO had read that post - it would have registered on the richtor scale.
CheersLast edited by Calm; 25th March 2009 at 07:04 AM. Reason: extra para
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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25th March 2009, 02:38 PM #4
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Val is short for VALKERI isn't it Allan
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25th March 2009, 05:34 PM #5
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Tell you what Ray - she is short but not on memory.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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