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Thread: Womans Revenge

  1. 2nd March 2018, 09:16 PM #1
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    'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
    As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

    'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
    'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
    and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

    Words
    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
    30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

    Who does What
    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
    The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
    and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
    The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it,
    because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
    Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
    Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several
    pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
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  3. 4th March 2018, 08:59 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
    As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

    'HEBREWS'
    Many years ago around Christmas shopping time I was tired and buying a gift for my dear beloved (AKA the wife) was in Myers and the dippy girl asked
    'Would you like that wrapped?"
    me...'Yes please that would save me a job."

    she....'would you like that charged?'
    hell I thought, why not, 'yes that would be lovely thankyou."

    she finishes wrapping and then asks...
    'may I have your card please?'
    'Card?...what card?'absolutely astonished I would be asked such a stupid question.

    It took about 10 minutes of 'conversation' with 4 other senior staff members before I paid in cash with a parting shot of the stupid way they trained their staff.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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  4. 4th March 2018, 10:37 PM #3
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    Sounds like that was my second wife, she used to work there.
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    'may I have your card please?'
    'Card?...what card?'absolutely astonished I would be asked such a stupid question.

    It took about 10 minutes of 'conversation' with 4 other senior staff members before I paid in cash with a parting shot of the stupid way they trained their staff.
    Ah, yes. Everyone should work retail, at least once.
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    I did work in retail for a short time, about 1977 in a supermarket. It was cash or cash!
    Now it is almost criminal to offer cash. My wife had a doctors appointment this morning. She tried to pay by cash. Sorry no change.

    As for cheques, the only time I see a cheque now is when the doctor's surgery pays me.
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    I don't understand!!! Over here, I would just say "Charge please" and hand her my card.
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    No, Charge the gift (lap top, camera, phone, tablet, cordless tool battery etc)!
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