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    I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
    And that's when the fight started....
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    HWMNBO, currently on holidays, came out to the shed at 6pm and asked, "if you don't mind, are you gonna be cooking me tea sometime soon...." and that's how the fight started.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by RufflyRustic View Post
    HWMNBO, currently on holidays, came out to the shed at 6pm and asked, "if you don't mind, are you gonna be cooking me tea sometime soon...." and that's how the fight started.......
    Ruffly

    That sounds like a real life experience.

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    Most (actually all) of the jokes I've posted in this thread are borrowed from emails sent to me, the next one is from real life.

    One night, several years ago SWMBO came home from work and told me that she, and several work collegues were going to the Chelsea Heights Hotel (local watering hole) for the Friday Over 28's Night (also known locally as grope a granny night). My reply to this was, "is that the over 28 stone night?" And that's when the s#!t hit the fan.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    SWMBO is an ardent/avid/obsessive horse nut. I thought I'd cheer her up by asking if I could get a quarter horse, which did make her smile. When I finished by saying a full one won't fit in the freezer, that's when the fight started...

    Cheers
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    She said, "..And that's another thing, you have no sense of humour"

    I said " I married you didn't I?"

    and that's when the fight got worse

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    Daughters ex rang and said "hello"
    that's when the fight started...
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    SWMBO is an ardent/avid/obsessive horse nut. I thought I'd cheer her up by asking if I could get a quarter horse, which did make her smile. When I finished by saying a full one won't fit in the freezer, that's when the fight started...

    Cheers
    Michael
    Got lots of strange looks here at work, you made me laugh coffee out my nose!
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry_White View Post
    Ruffly

    That sounds like a real life experience.
    Sure is


    Here's another: HWMNBO comes into my shed wanting a piece of timber this long by this wide and about this thick. He spots the last piece of expensive timber I have for a commissioned project, grabs it and runs before I can stop what I'm doing and give chase ... and that's how that fight started

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    I showed SWMBO this thread...

    and that's how the fight started.......
    Rick

    ...often heard to say, "Honey, where are the bandaids?"

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    I logged onto the forum tonight........
    thats how the fight started

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Father (who is at this time a priest) comes home and tells wife that he's been having an affair, for 8 years, with the same woman as last time, and thats how the fight started.

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    My mate came over the other night and asked
    "How's your wife?"

    I replied, "Compared to whom".

    And that's how the next round of the fight started.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...62&postcount=8

    And that's how the fight started...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    SWMBO said "I was a fool when I married you"

    So I said "Yes dear, but I was in love, so I didn't notice"... And that's when the fight really kicked into gear!

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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