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    SWMBO told me I never say anything nice or positive about her family, so I told her that her mother-in-law was nicer than my mother-in-law. And that's when the fight started.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Came home late the other night, reeking of cheap perfume, covered in lipstick and more than a little drunk. Staggered up to the Mrs, slapped her on the bum and said "Your'e next fatty" Thats when the fight started.
    The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

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