A couple had a dog that Snored, kept the Lady awake all night.
Went to the Vet to ask his advice.
Not sure if it will work, but tie a piece of Ribbon around the dogs testicles.
Sure enough, she uses a piece of red ribbon, & the dog stops snoring.
Later the Drunken Hubby returns home, fell into bed & snores something shocking.
She wonders ?.
She goes to the dresser again & finds a piece of blue ribbon & gently ties to Hubbies Testicles as well.
Amazing, No more Snoring, & she gets a really good nights sleep.
Hubby awakes, looks in the mirror to see the Blue Ribbon attached.
Looks at the dog & he also has a Red Ribbon attached.
Says to the Dog, I sure don't know where we were last night or what we did, but I won 1st prize, & you came 2nd.