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  1. 15th November 2021, 11:12 AM #1
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    Default Good time girl

    I met a girl at a nightclub the other night. She asked me to come outside with her and she would show me a good time.
    Naturally I was keen so went outside with her. She ran 100 metres in 9.2 seconds.
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    You are a bit old for that sort of thing, Alan.
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    A gorgeous young lady once sashayed up to me; pressing her hot, young body against me she whispered: “I’ll do anything you want for $500”.

    I whispered back: “Paint my house”…
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    I was walking to meet SWMBO in the local shopping mall, when I was asked by a rather attractive young lady, if she could show me a good time, I replied, "I'd like to but I've only got $5.00!"
    Her response was that I wouldn't get much for that sort of money. About 15 mins later I'm walking back to the car with SWMBO, and who should we bump into, you guessed it, the young lady.
    She said "Told you you wouldn't get much for $5.00!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    You are a bit old for that sort of thing, Alan.
    I've been saying for a long time, I knew I was getting old when I saw a gorgeous young lady and thought, "Cor, she'd be alright for one of my sons."
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