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  1. 22nd August 2005, 09:08 PM #1
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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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    >> Fresh from her shower, My wife stood in front of the mirror, complaining
    >> to
    >> me that her breasts are too small. Instead of me characteristically
    >> telling
    >> her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
    >> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
    >> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
    >> Puzzled but willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper
    >> and
    >> stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
    >> "How long will this take?" she asked.
    >> "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
    >> She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
    >> my
    >> breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
    >> Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
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  3. 22nd August 2005, 09:10 PM #2
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    You live dangerously!!
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    It's a miracle he survived to 47. Perhaps he's lying about his age.

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  5. 22nd August 2005, 11:24 PM #4
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    No
    I lied about saying it, I just copied it from an email I received and was too lazy to change it. Also I laughed so hard Swmbo came over and read it then I was too sore to change it. So I sent it to her sister who has a really big bum. Lucky she is 400kms away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    You live dangerously!!
    echnidna had it right, you do live dangerously
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  7. 24th August 2005, 07:47 PM #6
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    I'm both ugly and stupid.
    but it's a really funny joke.
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