Toast of the town.

**munruben** · 7th January 2008, 07:14 PM

Barry, Ray and Allan were having a party and at the end of the party they all gave a toast.

Ray's Toast...

May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me.

Barry's Toast...
"Here's to our wives and lovers,
May they never meet!"

And Allans Toast...

Here's to you,
And here's to me.
Friends forever we will be.
And if we should ever disagree,
Then f**k you, here's to me.

**Allan at Wallan** · 7th January 2008, 11:09 PM

Awhhh, how come I always get to
be the bad guy.

Allan

_____________________________________

I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

**wheelinround** · 8th January 2008, 01:28 PM

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the Sun shine warm upon your face
the rains fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

**munruben** · 8th January 2008, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by wheelinround

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the Sun shine warm upon your face
the rains fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Now you got me all teary eyed Ray. sob sob.

**echnidna** · 8th January 2008, 08:23 PM

Round the teeth
And past the gums
Look out guts
Here it comes

**wheelinround** · 15th January 2008, 05:03 PM

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts;

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills;

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips;

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tyres;

May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy; and

May the problems you had, forget your home address!

In simple words .......................

May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!

**Black Ned** · 16th January 2008, 08:29 AM

May your chickens turn into emu's
and kick your fowlhouse down

**Gra** · 16th January 2008, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Linden Hardy

May your chickens turn into emu's
and kick your fowlhouse down

in a similar vein...

May all the hairs on your but turn to baseball bats and beat the @#$% out of you

**Skew ChiDAMN!!** · 16th January 2008, 08:09 PM

May the best ye hae ivver seen be the warst ye'll ivver see.
May the moose ne'er lea' yer girnal wi a tear-drap in its ee.
May ye aye keep hail an hertie till ye'r auld eneuch tae dee.
May ye aye juist be sae happie as A wuss ye aye tae be.

**munruben** · 17th January 2008, 03:32 PM

Thats nice Skew

**wheelinround** · 17th January 2008, 03:42 PM

I thought I was the only one to understand what it said John

**Allan at Wallan** · 17th January 2008, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

May the best ye hae ivver seen be the warst ye'll ivver see.
May the moose ne'er lea' yer girnal wi a tear-drap in its ee.
May ye aye keep hail an hertie till ye'r auld eneuch tae dee.
May ye aye juist be sae happie as A wuss ye aye tae be.

Crikey Skew!

Check ya keyboard, someone has swapped all
of your keys around.

Allan

_________________________________________

I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

**Skew ChiDAMN!!** · 17th January 2008, 05:25 PM

A translation for a' the sassenachs out there...

May the best you've ever seen be the worst you'll ever see.
May the mouse never leave your granary with a tear-drop in it's eye.
May you all keep hale and hearty 'til you're old enough to die.
May you all be just as happy as I wish you all to be.

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