Thread: Top 10 Ways........

Here are the top ten ways you can tell someone is suffering from "Traba Lignator Habitus" a cronic disorder suffered by certain hobbyists.

Number 10 on the list is when they subscibe to more than one wood working magazine and number 9 is when they phone the newsagent daily to enquire about the one from North America that starts with F when delivery is running late.

8 on the list is when they write to Fox threatening cancellation of their subscription unless woodworking shows are put back on the How to Channel.

7 is when their wife starts refering to them as Tim the ToolMan.

And then 6 is when she justs yells out "hey ya tool".

Number 5 on the list is when there is a tool catalogue masquarading as general interest book on their coffee table.

4 is when they admit to daydreaming about using a Bridge City smoother.

And then of course there's 3 when they admit to contempating how to buy one.

Number 2 on the top ten list is the constant attempts at learining sketchup without actually refering to the tutorials because they are so impatient to start the next project.

And the number 1 way of telling if someone has the disorder is when they are logged onto woodworking forums for more than 6 hours a day!!!!!

Help me moderator for I know not what I do

Think I'll go and have a lie down

Cheers
PS I failed 2nd year Latin