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  1. 31st March 2010, 02:38 PM #1
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    Default A tourist on his way to Munruben

    A tourist on his way to Munruben came to a fork in the road and
    stopped. There was no sign indicating which route went where.

    Spotting a boy by the road, he yelled out, "Hey, kid, does it matter
    which road I take to Munruben?"

    "Not to me it don't," replied John.
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    A cyclist also asked the boy, "Will this road take me to Munruben"? and the boy replied, "No, but your bike will"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    there smart up Munruben way
    Have a good one
    Keith
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    Boy ?
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by damian View Post
    Boy ?
    I have heard of "Boy George" but obviously this
    one was "Boy John" ... perhaps a relation.

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    Wasn't there a "John Boy" in a tv show based in another way out of the way place.
    Have a good one
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