A man piloting a hot-air balloon discovers he has wandered far off course
and is hopelessly lost. He descends to a lower altitude and locates a man
down on the ground. He lowers the balloon to within hearing distance and
shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, about thirty feet
above this field."

"You must work in information technology," says the balloonist. "Yes, I do,"
replies the man. "And how did you know that?" "Well," says the balloonist,
"what you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the
balloonist, "how did you know?" "Well," says the man, "you don't know where
you are, or where you're going, but you expect my immediate help. You're in
the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault!"