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  1. 21st August 2018, 09:54 PM #1
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    Default Trump Parade in Washington.....

    A friend of Donald -- maybe a golfing buddy -- told him that he had a fantastic dream the other night:

    There was a really really big, huge parade in Washington celebrating Trump. Hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, lined the parade route, and cheered and cheered when Donald went past. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen. Really Huge!

    Donald was very impressed and said, "That's really great! The best! By the way, how did I look? Was my hair OK?"

    His friend said that he couldn't tell. The casket was closed.
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  3. 22nd August 2018, 07:35 AM #2
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    That is one of the best ones I've ever heard. I am going to spread it about.
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  4. 23rd August 2018, 01:48 PM #3
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    Not as good as the joke that is going on in our gubberment at the moment.....
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  5. 23rd August 2018, 02:04 PM #4
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    D.Trump for P.M. ?? (Maybe not such a silly idea when you consider what's happening right at this moment !!)
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  6. 23rd August 2018, 06:36 PM #5
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    Nothin' wrong with a bit of multitasking.
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    This saga is not funny anymore.... It is funnier than a barrel of monkeys rolling down a hill. Wait that is what IS happening.
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  8. 24th August 2018, 04:35 PM #7
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    Mates,
    I really don't want to get into what is going on on this site. I have seen inferences in some of the new sites.

    There have been a couple of guilty determinations by the courts. One went to the jury and the other was an admission. These were about money, mostly. Right now there are at least two women that were paid off with campaign funds. There are implications that there are more pay offs that haven't come to light. Supposedly recorded by a lawyer. As they used to say in the promos for the evening news, "Film at eleven".

    All that I can think of is a line from Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Evita', "What a circus, what a show, the crowd . . . . "

    It is going to be funner before it is over.
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  9. 25th August 2018, 10:27 PM #8
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    I would tell you who the PM of Australia is, but it might change next week.

    At least in the US, the President holds office (except in the odd incident - think Kennedy and Nixon) for a four year term.
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  10. 26th August 2018, 04:00 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyjack View Post
    I would tell you who the PM of Australia is, but it might change next week.

    At least in the US, the President holds office (except in the odd incident - think Kennedy and Nixon) for a four year term.
    Actually after the Kennedy incident, the job of the vice president became living insurance.
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  11. 27th August 2018, 01:23 AM #10
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    I could tell you the PM is - but I would have to "phone a friend" in Canberra first
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  12. 27th August 2018, 08:35 AM #11
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    There's now a Twitter account for this...

    Called The Australian PM Is (or @WhoIsPM), it tweets out every half hour to give Aussie Twitter an update on who our glorious leader is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by arose62 View Post
    There's now a Twitter account for this...

    Called The Australian PM Is (or @WhoIsPM), it tweets out every half hour to give Aussie Twitter an update on who our glorious leader is.
    This is one of those, "No, It Can't Be!" but it is.
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    Still wish Costello had hung around to be treasurer for Abbott...
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    damian,
    Maybe he had had dealings with Abbott previously .
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    Quote Originally Posted by pker View Post
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    Maybe he had had dealings with Abbott previously .
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    They actually got in a 'blue' with each other at Uni.
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