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Thread: Turpentine vs. Holy Water
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18th April 2011, 11:40 AM #1
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Turpentine vs. Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the footpath shaking a bottle of turpentine and watching the bubbles rise.
A Priest came along and asked the boy 'What have you got there sonny?'
The boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turps!'
The Priest said, 'Actually, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water; if you rub it on a pregnant woman's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The boy replied, 'Well... if you rub turps on a cat's ar5e, it'll pass a Harley Davidson.'.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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18th April 2011, 12:24 PM #2
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18th April 2011, 01:30 PM #3
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18th April 2011, 06:06 PM #4
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it'll pass a Harley Davidson? That ain't so fast!
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18th April 2011, 06:14 PM #5
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I was going to say 'Ferrari', but that would have been an outright lie!
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it'll pass a Harley Davidson? That ain't so fast!.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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18th April 2011, 07:00 PM #6
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Hey Woodwould, Originally Posted by Woodwould
Have you done it are you sure
HazzaBIt's Hard to Kick Goals, When the Ba^$%##ds Keep moving the Goal Posts.
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18th April 2011, 07:03 PM #7
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What... said 'Ferrari'? Originally Posted by HazzaB
Hey Woodwould,
Have you done it are you sure
HazzaB.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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18th April 2011, 07:06 PM #8
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How does a cat swallow a Harley in the first place?
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18th April 2011, 07:22 PM #9
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When my uncle was a lad (he is 82 now) he would take his dog for a walk when she was on heat. When, the somewhat rather preoccupied dogs would come along and sniffing and thinking what the next few minutes would hold in store....uncle would dab a little turps from a rag on the starter button of the dog and watch them take off. Cheap form of fun during the depression
Just do it!
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19th April 2011, 11:09 AM #10
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I had the same experience when the fuel tank on my Willy Warmer leaked.
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