This I was told from my daughter.

A pregnant lady was in a car accident- she was nearly full term. The lady went into a coma and the doctors had to deliver the babies to save them. The lady's parents were dead and her husband was serving in East Timor, and her only living relative was her brother. Anyway her brother is a real dickhead and doesn't make any sense of anything. So when she awakes from the coma she asks her brother with an anxious tone.."What are there names?" The brother replies "the first one was a girl...so her name is Denise," The mother was so pleased that she couldn't wait to hear her next childs name so she asked "and the other?" the brother replied.."the next one out was a boy..so he is named Denephew."


I think this family are all Tasmanians.