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15th May 2003, 09:48 AM #1
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A Typical Friday Night....
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.Brett
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!
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15th May 2003, 02:02 PM #2
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Some more things that are impossible to say when you're drunk:
• No kebab for me, thank you.
• I'm not interested in fighting you.
• No, I won't make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
• Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
• Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. (NB: There is one scenario where it is possible to say this even when you’re drunk. This is when you look around the bar and notice for the first time that it’s full of blokes dancing with each other).
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