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    Default Ukranian Logic

    >Got a feeling this may have been posted before ,still worth a look.
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    > Just can't beat this logic.
    > A Ukrainian walked into a bank in Toronto and asked for the loan officer.
    > He told the loan officer that he was going to Kiev on business for two weeks
    > and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor at the bank.
    > The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for
    > the loan; so the Ukrainian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
    > parked on the street in front of the bank.
    > The Ukrainian produced the title for the car, and everything checked out.
    > В The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and
    > apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
    > Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
    > Ukrainian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An
    > employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground
    > garage and parked it.
    > Two weeks later, the Ukrainian returned and repaid the $5,000 and interest
    > of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
    > business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
    > little puzzled.
    > While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are
    > a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is: Why would you bother to borrow
    > $5,000?"
    > The Ukrainian replied, "Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two
    > weeks
    > for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
    > Ah, the Ukrainians... See! Kolbasa & Vodka 'IS' good for the brain.
    >
    Johnno

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    I'm sure that's a slur on all Torontonians
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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    In Australia there would be a $250 loan establishment fee.

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    And a penalty for paying it back early.

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    Have you tried parking at Sydney Airport in the recent past ?

    even with an "establishment fee" and "early repayment" penalty, you would be in front.
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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