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24th October 2019, 08:58 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Urine test !!
A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather, diabetes.
If you pee on your feet, prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue, cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts, osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with it outside your pants, AlzheimerTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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25th October 2019, 09:09 AM #2Try not to be late, but never be early.
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If you pee in your eye, excited.
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25th October 2019, 01:14 PM #3
Funny I have all those, except the excited bit...
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