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    Default Urine test !!

    A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??


    Go outside and pee in the garden.
    If ants gather, diabetes.
    If you pee on your feet, prostate.
    if it smells like a barbecue, cholesterol.
    if when you shake it, your wrist hurts, osteoarthritis.
    if you return to your room with it outside your pants, Alzheimer
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    If you pee in your eye, excited.

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    Funny I have all those, except the excited bit...
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