Standing in line at the clothing store's counter, I watched as the
woman ahead of me handed the clerk her credit card. The customer
waited for a long time while the saleswoman went to verify the account.

When she finally returned, the clerk said, "I'm sorry, but this card
is in your husband's name, and we can't accept it because the records
show he is deceased."

With that, the woman turned to her spouse, who was standing next to
her and asked, "Does this mean I don't have to fix lunch for you today?"

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for men my age,
but they haven't made one called "Abs of Putty."