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  1. #1
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    Default Old men may walk slow..

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    An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.

    He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.

    The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten-litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end

    One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile'

    Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast!

    Have a nice day!!!

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    how many years old is this one? still it makes old men dream though
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    Back later, just going to dig a dam.
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