Thread: A ........ walks into bar

A rope goes into a bar and orders a drink.

The bar attendant says, “Get out of here. We don’t serve ropes. Get lost.”

Dejected, the rope leaves and sees his mate. When his mate heard the story he said, “Wait here. I’ll get us in”, and walks into the bar.

The bar attendant immediately yells out, “Hey! You! Get out. I told your mate we don’t serve ropes in here. Go somewhere else.”

The second rope leaves but, instead of being beaten, he ruffles up his loose ends, folds himself up a little and re-enters the bar.

The bar attendant yells out, “Get out of here. You might have changed your appearance a bit, but you’re still a rope, aren’t you”.

“No. I'm afraid not”, says the rope.