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    WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre
    of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
    1kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, we
    are consuming 1 kilo of s#@t.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or
    other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of
    boiling, filtering and fermenting.

    It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking
    water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY
    and BAD for you.

    WATER = S#@T

    ALCOHOL = HEALTH

    Free yourself of S#@T, drink ALCOHOL!!! It is better to drink alcohol
    and talk s#@t than to drink water and be full of s#@t.
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz
    WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of s#@t
    Obviously the water tested was from Canberra , with all those politions , well .......

    If you need some test results to tell you that booze is obviously better than water then Canberra is a good place for you

    I just hope you don't get the Tasmanians going on how great their water is
    Ashore




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    Baz, I've got a problem, I only drink booze......and I'm still full of s@%t.

    ....or so I keep getting told.

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    Guess what - this world of ours has NO new water. All the water has been around the globe a few times. So even so called spring water may not be what the companies claim it to be.
    Les

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore
    I just hope you don't get the Tasmanians going on how great their water is
    By the way... Our water here is pretty good really!

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    They bottle it at Cape Grim now.
    p.t.c

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    The water coming down the Murray is so good now that they sell in cubic metres - that's right, in cubes a metre square

    Richard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    The water coming down the Murray is so good now that they sell in cubic metres - that's right, in cubes a metre square

    Richard
    I thought that was more to do with rarity. You know, a rare coin (or whatever) is worth a lot more than one that everyone can get...

    Thus, water - a rarity in the Murray river - should be worth heaps!

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