An extraordinarily handsome and wealthy businessman decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison...........
With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman....
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunningly gorgeous daughters,
that positively took his breathe away......
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer siply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place...
Look 'em over an pick the one you want..."
The man dated the first daughter........ Next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion...,
"Well!!!" said the man, "she's just a wee bit, not that you could notice,... pigeon toed!!"
The farmer nodded and suggested that he date one of the other girls;
so the man went out with the second daughter....
The next day, the farmer asked how things went...
"Well," the man replied, " she's just a bit, not that you could tell....cross eyed!!!"
The farmer nodded and suggested that he date the third girl to see if things might be better.
So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect..... She's one I want to marry...
So they were wed right away.
Months later the baby was born.... When the man visited the Nursery,
he was horrified: the infant was the most ugly baby you could imagine.....
He rushed to the father-in-law, asking how could such a thing could happen,
considering the beauty of the parents...
"Well" explained the farmer, "She was just a wee bit, not that you could tell...
Pregnant when you met her."