Thread: Weatherman

Rudolph the Weatherman
A long time ago, in Communist Russia, there was a famous weather man named Rudolf who had a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the Russian weather conditions.
The Russian people loved him and respected him for his faultless foresight. He was particularly good at predicting rain. One night, despite clear skies, he made the prediction on the 6:00pm news broadcast that a violent storm was approaching that night. It would flood the town in which he and his wife lived. He warned the people to take proper precautions and prepare for the worst.
After he arrived home later that evening, his wife met him at the door and started arguing with him that his weather prediction was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard. This time, she said, he had made a terrible mistake. There wasn't a cloud in the sky!
He told her she was to be quiet and listen to him. If he said it was going to rain, IT WAS GOING TO RAIN. He was Rudolph and he knew what he was talking about.
They argued back and forth for hours, so much that they went to bed mad at each other.
During the night, sure enough, a giant storm hit the village. The next morning when Rudolf and his wife arose, they looked out the window and saw all the water that had fallen.
"See," said Rudolf, "I told you it was going to rain."
His wife admitted: "Once again your prediction came true. But I want to know, just how were you so accurate, Rudolf?"












Rudolph thumped his chest and replied, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!"