Thread: Wedding Fairy:

Wedding Fairy:

A married couple in their early 60 ' s were celebrating their 40th
Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant...

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
"For being such a wonderful married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife
answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.


The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but
my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The wife, and the
fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.


So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 93
years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember fairies are female.....